Newsletter - June 5, 2002
TAKING
STOCK OF TECH TOYS
Article
from the May issue of Lodging Magazine
By
Robyn Taylor Parets
In-room
entertainment assumes a whole new meaning in the Digital Era.
Even
20 years ago, hotel guests were more than satisfied with a clean room and
cable television. Not anymore.
Now,
travelers want the same entertainment and technology amenities they can
get at home or in the office. This includes pay-per-view television,
Nintendo or Sony Playstation, speaker phones, cordless 900 megahertz
telephones, fax machines, high-speed Internet, Web access on tv, in-room
computers, and more.
When
guests check into the Benjamin executive suite hotel in Manhattan, for
example, high-tech amenities are standard features. Bose Wave alarm
radios, Sony Playstation, and a television Web browser with a wireless
keyboard from On Command’s @Hotel pc are just some of the features
guests can expect. Other in-room amenities include direct-dial phones,
Aiwa stereo systems, @Hotel pc high-speed Internet access, and an hp
OfficeJet fax/printer/copier/scanner. When guests are ready to leave, they
can check out via their tv sets and receive their folios on their in-room
fax machines. "They don’t even have to stop at the desk," says
Andrew Labetti, assistant general manager.
Before
the Benjamin, a part of the Manhattan East Suites chain that opened in
April 1999, "we sweated the details," Labetti says. "We
wanted the best for our guests. People on the road want speed, direct-dial
phones, and fax machines. We didn’t want them to have to leave the room
to work."
The
Ritz-Carlton Chicago also places a major emphasis on in-room entertainment
and technology. From On Command Web tv to dvd players, Sony Playstations,
and high-speed Internet access, guests at the hotel certainly have all the
comforts of home and work. In addition, each guestroom features surge
protectors and international power converters.
Even
mid-market hotels have joined the ranks of properties to offer a full
array of entertainment and technology features. Wingate Inns, with 115
properties open, tout standard guestroom amenities such as cordless
phones; two-line desk phones with dataports, speaker, conference call, and
voice mail capabilities; and high-speed Internet access through LodgeNet.
As for entertainment, guests can expect Web tv, pay-per-view movies, and
Nintendo games. LodgeNet also is installing digital servers in new Wingate
Inns. The digital format allows guests to select from a long list of
movies, including foreign films and independent shorts. The digital format
also means that guests have the same flexibility they have at home when
using their own dvd players, says Wingate ceo Keith Pierce. "They can
stop and pause the movie or rewind it. They can even select music."
Another
growing in-room technology trend is the use of customized portals that can
be used by properties to market restaurants and various services. It also
is a great tool for guests to learn more about the hotel and surrounding
area. In some instances, travelers can use the website to update their
profiles and check frequent guest points.
Fairmont
Hotels & Resorts, for example, is currently rolling out an in-hotel
portal (www.thefairmont.net) to all of its 38 properties. The site can be
accessed by guests via a high-speed connection. Once logged in, a default
screen pops up directing guests to information about the hotel, the city,
and local attractions. Through links to special sites, travelers may also
order theater tickets, make restaurant reservations, book hotel
activities, and retrieve detailed maps of local neighborhoods. Guests also
are able to check their email and surf the Internet.
New
York’s Plaza Hotel takes the concept of a custom Web portal one step
further. The property partnered with Aero-Vision Technologies to introduce
the Aero-Vision high-speed wireless MicroNode system to Plaza guestrooms.
Each room is furnished with a custom flat-screen computer. When a traveler
turns on the computer, a "Cyber Concierge" greets them and
directs them to organized categories that bring the hotel and Manhattan to
life. "Not only is the system easy to use and customized for Plaza
guests, but the technology is absolutely unobtrusive with no unsightly
wires to mar the historic elegance of our rooms and hallways," says
Gary Schweikert, managing director. "This is a primary consideration
for a hotel with historic-landmark status such as the Plaza, which
balances old-world elegance with leading-edge technology."
Robyn Taylor Parets is a contributing editor of Lodging.
News@PATA
PATA ANNOUNCES PACIFIC DIVISION CHANGES
PATA has announced a restructuring of its Pacific Division.
Effective immediately, PATA’s current operations in Sydney have been
closed down and the three staff positions in that office have been made
redundant. Mr. Ian Kennedy, who headed the PATA Pacific Division from 1986
to 1997, has been asked to assume the position of Interim Representative
on a temporary basis. "These changes in the Pacific are a critical
part of a multi-phase restructuring for PATA," said Mr. Peter de Jong,
PATA President and CEO. "The Pacific area is of vital importance to
our Association. We will be adopting a new approach to our presence in the
Pacific and to the delivery of our membership services." Mr. Kennedy
may be reached in Sydney at tel: (61-2) 4975 4392. Fax: (61-2) 9331-6592.
E-mail: iken@pata.org.au.
PRICE INCENTIVE AND MART COMPONENT ADDED
Delegates who register for the 1st PATA Sustainable Tourism
Conference & Mart, Banten, West Java, Indonesia, October 23-26, 2002,
before June 30, will receive a 10 percent MasterCard earlybird discount on
the registration fee. All delegates will also receive a 50 percent
discount on air fares to Indonesia on Garuda. A mart component has been
introduced to the event. A Seller fee for first delegate with table top
display is US$400 per person for PATA members, US$500 for PATA chapter
members, US$650 for non-members and US$200 for additional delegates. The
Buyer fee is US$170 for PATA members, US$200 for chapter members, US$250
for non-members and US$120 for an accompanying person. The Conference-only
fee is US$150 for PATA Members, US$220 for chapter members and US$375 for
non-members. Visit http://www.pata.org
for registration forms, airline discounts, programme information and tour
details. E-mail: pstc@pata.th.com.
PATA TASK FORCE PENANG REPORT OUT NOW
PATA is releasing its PATA Task Force Penang report, priced
at US$25 for PATA members and US$35 for PATA chapters and non-members. For
further information or to order a copy e-mail: publications@pata.th.com.
HOSPITALITY MARKETS UNDER THE MICROSCOPE
PATA members can subscribe to the Pacific Asia Market Focus
Issues of the globalhotelnetwork.com e-newsletter (for the period June
2002 to December 2002) for the special PATA member price of US$108.80. The
June 4 edition includes a special report on Pattaya and Hua Hin in
Thailand. Other upcoming hospitality reports include Bangalore, Hong Kong
SAR, Kuala Lumpur, Manila, Seoul, Shanghai, Singapore, Sydney, Taipei and
Tokyo. For further information e-mail: harp@globalhotelnetwork.com.
PATA STRATEGIC INFORMATION CENTRE WORLDWATCH
* The United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) estimates
that the global travel and tourism industry is worth about US$3.3 trillion
(11 percent of global GDP) and is responsible for 207 million jobs (eight
percent) and US$630 billion in capital investment (nine percent of all
capital investment).
* According to the UN, over 400 million people use the
Internet, compared with less than 20 million five years ago. By 2005,
there will be about a billion users. However, more than half the world's
population have never used a telephone.
* Asiana Airlines of Korea (ROK), Spanair of Spain and LOT
Polish Airlines have been accepted into the Star Alliance of carriers and
should be full members within 12 months. The addition of the three will
bring total Star Alliance membership to 17 carriers.
* China (PRC) saw a 10.1 percent growth in arrivals for Q1,
2002. Growth was particularly strong from Korea (ROK) (+45.3 percent)
Russia (+21.5 percent), the USA (+10.3 percent) and Japan (+9.4 percent).
* Organising traditional wedding ceremonies for foreigners
has become a new tourism tool for Asian destinations such as the
Philippines, Indonesia and Thailand. Countries with exotic wedding
ceremonies are finding that their colourful nuptial traditions
increasingly appeal to foreigners and are underpinning a fast-growing
niche tourism sector.
ANALYST HIGHLIGHTS FAIRMONT HOTELS
TWST interview
with Michael Happel, Morgan Stanley Dean Witter & Co. /
MICHAEL A. HAPPEL is a Principal of Morgan Stanley Dean Witter & Co.
TWST:
Mike, I’d like to begin by asking you to review the performance of the
lodging companies and lodging stocks over the past 12 months. In order to
do this, is it necessary to divide the period into pre-September 11 and
post-September 11?
Mr.
Happel: I think that helps. Let me try to give you a quick overview
of the fundamentals and the stocks. Going back to early 2001, the US
economy was starting to slow, and that was having a negative effect on
lodging demand, which was also slowing. Prior to September 11, I was
forecasting that RevPAR (revenue per available room) in the lodging
industry would be down approximately 3% in 2001, and that would have made
it a bad year — a year that was on par with the 1991 recession — but
not a disastrous year. Then September 11 came along and travel virtually
stopped for a short time period, and that affected the numbers so that
RevPAR was actually down about 7% in 2001 — which makes it by far the
worst year for the industry on record. This year, 2002, my forecast is
that RevPAR will be roughly flat compared to 2001, with the first half of
2002 being weak and the second half of 2002 being much stronger, largely
because the comparisons get easier. So September 11 did have a major
impact on the industry. In terms of stocks, the stocks actually were
performing fairly well in early 2001. At least prior to September 11 they
were outperforming the overall market despite the demand slowdown that I
described. Then after 2001 the stocks really got clobbered. As a group,
they were down anywhere from 30% to 50% after September 11. They have now
rebounded quite sharply and, as a group, are trading at prices that are
higher than their September 10 prices. So there has been a very sharp
rebound in the stocks. I would say they have come back much faster than
the underlying fundamentals have come back.
TWST:
Mike, you say you are cautiously optimistic. Will you give us the stocks
that would illustrate your cautious optimism?
Mr.
Happel: I also like Starwood and Host Marriott. The other stock that
I would like to highlight is Fairmont Hotels (NYSE:FHR).
I think Fairmont is a good buy here still, even at this price. People
would probably be quick to point out that it’s trading at something like
10.5 times 2003 EBITDA. That is probably the highest EBITDA multiple in
the industry for any of the major hotel companies. What I like about
Fairmont is the dry powder on their balance sheet, and the potential for
them to do accretive acquisitions in the next 12 to 18 months. Fairmont
has roughly 15% debt to total capitalization, and the norm in the industry
is closer to 50/50 debt to total capitalization. So you can see from those
figures that they have a lot of room to use debt to go out and do
acquisitions, and it is a small enough company that they only need to find
two to five hotels to make a real impact on the overall company. So I’m
excited about Fairmont because of the balance sheet and acquisition story.
Three
analysts and top management from eight sector firms examine the lodging
sector in this special 47-page Lodging Industry issue from The Wall Street
Transcript, available at (212/952-7433) or http://www.twst.com/info/info557.htm
ANALYSTS WOULD FOCUS ON STARWOOD
TWST interview
with Jake Fuller, Thomas Weisel Partners
/ JAKE FULLER is a
Hospitality Research Analyst at Thomas Weisel Partners
TWST:
Would it be fair to say that online travel services is the success story
of Internet commerce?
Mr.
Fuller: Absolutely. Travel is the largest retail category on the
Internet and one of the groups to actually achieve broad success in terms
of profitability. All of the public companies in the group actually turned
profitable in 2001. So online travel is big (3 times the sales of books,
CDs and clothes combined), growing rapidly (15% plus over the next
decade), and profitable (no distribution centers or inventory to support).
TWST:
What has been driving the success of this sector?
Mr.
Fuller: First, travel is the ideal “virtual product.” Unlike
books or groceries, the retailer does not need to maintain any
distribution centers or inventory. Travel is really an electronic product,
which makes it profitable to sell. Second, the online retailer shifts
power from agents to consumers. Travel pricing has always been murky at
best, but now the consumer has access to real-time pricing and
availability information and does not have to rely on an agent. Finally,
suppliers have made better prices available over the Internet. Online
travel is now a $20 billion plus segment, close to 10% of the total travel
market. How do you invest in that? It is no secret that online travel is
successful and valuations have risen dramatically as a result. From my
vantage point, companies like Expedia, priceline and Hotels.com are all
very attractive businesses, with appealing growth prospects, but prices
have moved to levels we generally view as full. In specific, we are
neutral on Expedia and Hotels.com. priceline is a different story. They
have not performed as well recently as the other two, but the stock is
valued at a sharp discount and we expect performance in its lagging ticket
business to improve.
TWST:
Looking at the large hotel corporations in your coverage, Hilton, Starwood
and Marriott, how do they look to you today and how would you
differentiate among the three as investments going forward?
Mr.
Fuller: I would look to focus on Starwood (NYSE:HOT),
which appears to be the most highly leveraged to the industry recovery and
might be in a position to capture market share. Starwood bought its
flagship brands, Sheraton and Westin, in the late 1990s and has deployed
significant capital to upgrade both. We expect that investment to yield
big dividends over the next several years. What it all boils down to is
growth. We expect this company to outpace the other big chains.
TWST:
Jake, what kind of time frame should an investor have, as a general rule,
when they buy hotel stocks?
Mr.
Fuller: Remember, these stocks have significantly outperformed the
market, so I would argue that performance could be volatile in the short
term. So an investor should be willing to hold these stocks for a year or
more.
TWST:
And the risks to owning these stocks?
Mr.
Fuller: I think the risks are pretty clear. The market has built in
some fairly high expectations at this point. The market is expecting this
recovery to continue at a fairly rapid pace. So there is a risk that the
broader economic scenario does not unfold as anticipated. There is also
the risk we cannot quantify — further attacks or negative developments
in the war effort.
Nine
sector firms examine the online travel sector in this special 37-page
report from The Wall Street Transcript, available at (212/952-7433) or http://www.twst.com/info/info558.htm.
ATHENS
OLYMPIC OFFICIALS REVEALS AVERAGE HOTELRATES FOR GAMES
Xinnhua -
The average daily rate for a deluxe room at an
Athens hotel for the 2004 Olympics including taxes and breakfast will be
around 480 euros (450 U.S. dollars), an official of the organising
committee (ATHOC) for the Games said Thursday.
Spyros
Capralos, one of three executive directors of ATHOC, told a news briefing
that average hotel rates for first class hotel rooms will be about 250
euros and for second class hotel rooms about 175 euros.
He added that the hotel owners would keep 90 percent
of the fees while the remaining 10 percent will be given to ATHOC.
Capralos
said that private rooms would be allowed to be rented by Athens residents
to visitors during the Games but that rates have not been set as yet.
Three
thousand cruise ship cabins will also be reserved for members of the
Olympic family.
Capralos
said that 15 of 28 international sports federations that have visited
Athens so far have given their approval to accommodation recommendations
made by ATHOC for game officials and judges.
Capralos
said that 151 nations have already sent their applications to participate
in the men's soccer tournament while 86 countries have applied for the
women's competition.
He
added the first test event for the Olympics would be the sailing
competition that will be held August 13-25 this year.
RAFFLES
SINGAPORE HAS NEW GM
Raffles
International has appointed Javier Rosenberg as general manager of Raffles
Hotel, Singapore.
Prior to this appointment, Rosenberg was the general
manager of Swissôtel Atlanta in the US. Rosenberg has 12 years of
hospitality management experience, beginning in Argentina after graduating
from Boston University with a Bachelor of Science degree. Since then, he
has worked in a variety of operational and management positions with
international deluxe, five-star properties in Puerto Rico, Spain and the
US.
CANADA’S
TOURISM IS COMING BACK
But
industry optimism is cautious in face of Victoria's cost cutting
Canada.com
- As Tourism Vancouver
held its annual meeting on May 30th, tourism officials throughout B.C. are
"cautiously optimistic" that the industry is on the rebound this
year.
Tourism
is one of B.C.'s largest industries, providing about 112,000 jobs in the
province, so its health, or lack of it, is critical to the B.C. economy.
And
the industry was looking distinctly sickly throughout the winter. After
last year's Sept. 11 terrorist attack in New York, coupled with an
economic downturn, tourism was severely dampened worldwide.
Most
recently, more turmoil was added when Victoria's cost cutting resulted in
cutbacks in provincial parks, forest service roads and recreation sites.
The
cuts have a severe impact in the North and other rural recreation regions.
However,
officials say anecdotal information, some statistics, and a large dollop
of optimism -- in some regions -- point to a general return to health for
the industry. It's expected to to generate about $9.4 billion in revenues
this year, up 3.4 per cent over last year.
"There
are many reasons for calculated optimism," said Rick Antonson, head
of Tourism Vancouver. "We share the international challenges, but
have a few opportunities here that may help us turn the corner.
"Vancouver
is still one of the most desired travel destinations, and we've had all
sort of new marketing programs to help us with different markets."
Antonson
pointed out that next month's Shriners convention, which will bring about
15,000 people to the city, should inject welcome cash -- as much as $30
million -- into the industry's coffers. Also, there are many new
promotions and festivals in the city which may prompt residents to
vacation at home this year.
And
then there are surveys that show Canadians and Americans are going to
forgo foreign vacations for closer, more accessible, holidays. This, said
Antonson, should draw more Canadian tourists to Vancouver.
It
should also draw more Americans, because they see it as a safe, nearby,
yet somewhat exotic, destination, he said.
Much
of that American traffic may also come from cruise ships, which have
remained quite popular with the American travelling public.
Vancouver
has increased its cruise ship-capacity this year and expects to see a bump
in visits in that area.
The
wild card in tourism expectations is offshore traffic, which has been
dropping considerably in recent times. Because a large part of that
traffic, especially from Europe, comes to B.C. to drink in the province's
wilderness, the cutback in backcountry facilities may have a big effect.
Dan
Stefanson, head of the Northern B.C. Tourism Association, says the
elimination of campgrounds and reduced access to the backcountry may
irritate and drive away visitors.
CUBA FLIRTS WITH EURO TO DRAW
EUROPEAN TOURISM
iWon.com
- Cuba began accepting payment in euros from European tourists this
weekend at its prime beach resort, adding a fourth currency to its complex
and battered socialist economy.
If the
experiment works, the communist government plans to extend the use of the
European currency to all tourist spots, in an effort to draw more visitors
to its Caribbean beaches and earn badly needed foreign exchange.
"It's
a great idea. It means we don't have to change our euros into dollars and
we can automatically use our own currency on holidays," said a
sun-baked Louis O'Connell, from Listowel, County Kerry, in Ireland.
"We weren't aware of it. We almost certainly would have brought euros
with us."
Cash
registers at restaurants and shops print out receipts in dollars and
euros, and blue signs with the euro symbol have been posted at all hotels
and other outlets in Varadero, a peninsula two hours drive east of Havana.
At
Varadero shops, European cigar smokers can now pay 80.47 euros in cash for
a box of 25 Montecristo No. 4 cigars, or 420.40 euros for the most
expensive Cohiba Esplendidos.
Even the
highway tollbooths entering Varadero are ready to take euros and give
change in the European currency, though small change below one euro will
be returned in dollar equivalent coins issued by Cuba's Central Bank.
"So
far, no one has paid me in euros," said a barman at the Spanish-run
Melia Las Americas hotel, as he prepared rum punches and daiquiris for
tourists.
"Europeans
won't have to go to the bank anymore to change their euros," said
taxi driver Fernando Landa, waiting for a fare in a black Mercedes outside
a Varadero hotel.
A sign
saying "You can pay in Euros here, too," hung from the mirror,
showing an exchange rate of 1.14 dollars to the euro. The rate was lowered
to 1.11 over the weekend to reflect the strengthening of the euro against
the dollar.
DOLLAR
RULES
Authorities
equipped taxi drivers and bartenders with tables and calculators to
convert to euros for services priced in dollars, the main currency used by
foreigners.
Since the
collapse a decade ago of its Cold War ally, the Soviet Union, Cuba has
opened up to foreign investors and tourism, trying to maintain its
socialist system.
In 1993,
President Fidel Castro's government legalized possession of the U.S.
dollar, despite four decades of political enmity and a damaging U.S. trade
embargo that bars Americans from visiting the island just 90 miles (140
kms) off the Florida keys.
Cuba's $2
billion-a-year tourist industry generates 43 percent of the country's hard
currency revenues. But the slowing of worldwide travel after the Sept. 11
attacks in the United States has hurt the Cuban economy, which relies on
foreign exchange to pay for vital oil and food imports once subsidized by
the Soviet Union.
In the
first four months of this year, tourism in Cuba dropped by 15 percent,
according to official figures. Authorities hope the euro experiment will
attract more Europeans. At present, more than half the tourists visiting
the island come from the 12 European Union nations that began using the
euro at the start of this year.
JUGGLING
CURRENCIES
Cubans
working in the tourist trade will have to juggle with four currencies in
their daily lives: the Cuban peso, the dollar, the euro and the
convertible peso, which is issued by the Central Bank as an equivalent to
the U.S. dollar, but, like the peso, has no worth outside Cuba.
The Cuban
economy is dollarized in a quasi-official way, and the legalization of the
U.S. currency created social differences in an egalitarian society, since
access to luxury and even essential good depends on having dollars.
Shops
selling in Cuban pesos have lower quality goods and much less variety.
A popular
Cuban saying is that Cuba is the only country where people earn one
currency -- pesos -- but must have another to survive -- the dollar.
Many
Cubans have access to some dollars, either tips from tourists or bonuses
from foreign employers. But by far most of the dollars come through family
remittances from Cuban exiles living in the United States. These are
estimated by the United Nations Economic Commission on Latin America to
total about $800 million a year.
Cuba's
government has flirted with the idea of replacing the dollar with the more
politically acceptable euro. But economists advise against a switch
because of the Caribbean island's natural proximity to the United States,
where big business is lobbying hard to lift the trade embargo to gain
access to the Cuban market.
Economists
Archibald Ritter and Nicholas Rowe, of Canada's Carleton University,
believe a forced adoption of the euro would create more problems for Cuba
that it could resolve.
"It
would be unwise to adopt a currency that was economically and
geopolitically inappropriate for Cuba, given the inevitability of a
normalization of relations with the United States at some time in the
future," they wrote in a recent study.
HOW
A HOTEL-HARDENED TRAVELLER MET HIS MATCH IN A BASIL FAWLTY
The Scotsman -
I HAVE been about a bit and know a thing or two. WhiIe I have
never, on Uzbek uplands, watched half-wild Aryan horsemen in their
gambols, glimpsed in some dim-lit Mongolian teahouse, wild, uncouth dances
or swum in the snow-cooled waters of the infant Tigris, I am an
hotel-hardened traveller, ready for anything management and staff can
throw at me.
I have been in hotel rooms
so small you could hardly brush your teeth sideways. On the other hand, I
have stayed in luxury hotels where the towels were so thick and fluffy,
guests could hardly close their suitcases.
Most hotels I have visited
were passable for passing through and I have left without complaint, but
only in the Lake District have I encountered anything like the one in the
hilarious television series, Fawlty Towers. The original building was
revealed recently as Tor-quay’s Hotel Gleneagles and the man who
inspired John Cleese’s comic creation as the late Donald Sinclair,
allegedly unpredictable, unbearable and rude.
There may be hotels like
Basil Fawlty’s still existing in Britain but one was enough for my wife
and me, especially, since, after five days of a fortnight’s holiday, we
were were ordered to leave and banned for life from re-entering their
premises.
The small hotel was
commanded by a middle-aged couple. The male half had a face as severe as a
book of rules and a body that had a field-marshall’s stiff-backed
authority. His wife, big, blonde and bosom-rich, resembled a cross between
Coronation Street’s Bet Gilroy and the armoured figure of Germania on
early Teutonic postage stamps.
"Remember, this is a
quiet hotel," the proprietor barked when we arrived. "We expect
guests to arrive promptly for meals and be in their rooms by 11.30
pm," boomed his bigger half in tones of echoing corrugated iron.
By Gable’s Greatness and
Helvellyn’s heights, we were from Edinburgh; they could expect no
trouble from us.
That was 25 years ago and
the hotel lounge, dining room and bedrooms had Silver Jubilee portraits of
the Queen on walls or were festooned with paper red, white and blue
decorations. "God Save Her Majesty" was wall-emblazoned in the
entrance hall, a pleasant change from the popular, "The Wages of Sin
Are Death".
On our first night, we
realised that the couple was striking a new note in management-guest
relations. On the lounge television set came the National Anthem.
"Everybody stand," ordered the proprietor. Sheepishly, with
hang-dog looks, we stood, even the arthritic, adiposal and varicosal.
The next night, we returned
from a hill-walk, 20 minutes late for dinner. "Get a move on,"
bellowed the proprietor, banging on our room door.
After showering and changing
clothes, we were in time only for prunes and custard - served cold.
"We’re not here to cater for people who can’t arrive on
time," the commandant said heatedly.
His normal dressing-down
signal to guests for some transgression such as meal lateness or asking
for a well-known brown sauce with dinner, was to curl his right forefinger
and say curtly, "Come into my office." And after days of cold or
missed meals, the dread summons came for me.
"You are obviously
unhappy here. I want you and your wife to leave and never come back,"
he said
Asked for an explanation, he
went on: "Two days ago, you turned on a tap noisily at 11.45 pm and
yesterday, at about the same time, you used the toilet." I protested
that people used toilets at all times and that taps were occasionally
noisy.
"If you are
incontinent," he snapped, "you should have told us."
He also revealed that he
regarded us as troublemakers since he had heard us mention to a fellow
guest that it was a pity that the hotel had no bar licence.
"We’ve been flung
out," I announced dramatically to my wife in the lounge. Guests
gasped and when the proprietor entered - doubtless checking for any anthem
inattention - they stood up to him and delivered a flurry of complaint
shafts.
We left our holiday hell
with relief. Later, I heard that the couple had sold up.
If I meet them again -
perhaps in some Mongolian tea-house, or perhaps attempting to influence
Aryan horsemen to become upstanding citizens - I will let them know that I
am one traveller who will refuse to rise to the occasion.
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